Story to my life!

How cute!

Aww how sad

theclearlydope:

Hey London, you just let America know when you want us to step in. We have a hero.

It’s always good to come prepared for battle

theclearlydope:

It’s always good to see someone L.I.V.I.N.

theclearlydope:

Never has an image so summed up my Sunday afternoons.

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theclearlydope:

Sounds a lot like the time I was pulled over for driving down the road with a machete in my hand. Turns out I was just going machete-ing.

How funny

theclearlydope:

HOLY SHeeeet … its true. Slappin da bass. 

Aha

What did the sperm say?

What did the sperm say to the other sperm?

Sperm 1 = How much longer until we get to the egg?

Sperm 2 = Dude we haven’t even got out of the throat yet, it’s going to be a while.

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